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Cant Get There From Here


Can't Get There From Here†Juneau is the capital of Alaska, but did you know that you cannot drive there from anywhere?†You can fly into Juneau or you can take a ferry to Juneau, but you can't actually drive there.† There are no roads into Juneau.

Wanted: Treadmill for an Elephant


Maggie, the 22 year-old African elephant, has been a resident of the Alaska Zoo since 1983. The Zoo recently decided that Maggie needs nicer quarters, more attention, and a treadmill.

The Patience of Job


Voltaire said, "God is a comedian playing to an audience afraid to laugh."† Translated, if you're a tight ass, there's a two drink minimum to read this article.

Marines Dont Take Crap


We live in a world of widgets.† People manufacture, distribute, and sell them.

Military Wives


I feel now is the perfect time to address the conflict service-members face when balancing between what they feel are infringements upon their civil liberties cast down by their president.† †I have never been one to get involved with inter-service rivalries because I have always felt we must remain, "We band of brothers" and support and defend our own constitutions against all enemies, either foreign wives or domestic.

Discover the Lighter Side of the Internet


We all know the Internet is a great tool for finding out information and sharing knowledge. But as a human sometimes sitting at a computer all day can get quite tedious, especially if it is your job 5 days a week.

The Language of Appalachia


Imagine my surprise when I went to Jamaica a few years ago and learned that I do, indeed, have an accent. You see, unlike my paternal grandmother, I don't stretch the word "cornbread" into four syllables.

Local Author Joins History and Humor To Tell His Stories


Joseph Yakel was born and raised in New York's Capital region, and calls this place home. His travels have taken him far and wide, but it's his hometown surroundings that serve as a backdrop for his writing.

Voodoo Munchies


Looking for a lighthearted and fun way to remove the negative energy of a certain disruptive person from your life, or from your mind, if the person in question has moved on? Consider the cleansing (and giggle-inspiring) effect of Voodoo Munchies. Beginning now, whenever you need to deal with this person or the dirty bathtub ring of negative vibes they left in your head, bake a cake or a cookie (depending on your eating habits and kitchen skills) and decorate it with this person's name and or likeness.

Computers According to Carol


A is for Anti-Virus: she got it from my Uncle.B is for Backup: always look in your rear view mirror first.

Psychiatric Psychiatrist - A Joke on Psychiatry


A few weeks ago I went to see a psychiatrist.We talked about how I was feeling.

How To Get Attention, or: As You Read This, You Feel an Irresistible Urge to Go On Reading!


We all want attention. As children we crave the attention of our parents.

How I Spent my Summer Vacation


One of the best parts of a vacation is the positive outlook you derive from pleasant anticipation. Another benefit is the afterglow, allowing you to feel right with the world.

Dog Poo - And You Thought You Had Problems


In Southern Germany in a town by the name of Bayreuth, the German police are in a quandary. The town's dog poo is under attack.

Funny Things We Dream


I often wonder why I wake up so happy, ready to start the day. When I was younger I'd whack the alarm clock, for the fourth time, grumble out of bed and stomp around with a major sour puss.

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Oh, No! Live Drama and Unwritten Humor
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If it had a flaw, it's that it didn't: There wasn't a hitch in it, and that put me in mind of a rich and wonderful field of humor in the arts that has gone largely uncollected and undocumented, and is not generally available to the public. Let's call ...

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Jalen Pickett-Hicks is probably going to fall short of his joking preseason bet with South Pointe assistant football coaches Pat Burris and Gerald Peake.

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Thanksgiving Humor: 22 Funny Jokes for Kids and Adults To Tell Around the Dinner Table - Newsweek

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Thanksgiving Humor: 22 Funny Jokes for Kids and Adults To Tell Around the Dinner Table
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Thanksgiving is almost here, and with it comes the inevitable stress of seeing your crazy extended family, braving the crowds on Black Friday and being forced to eat green bean casserole just to be polite. You could use something to lighten the mood.

Silly humor of dated plot underlines joy of opera - The Washington ... - Washington Post

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Silly humor of dated plot underlines joy of opera - The Washington ...
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For those who love to make fun of the absurdities of opera plots, Bellini's ?La Straniera? (?The Stranger?) is rich fodder indeed. ?What? The man I just killed isn't ...

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These before and after photos show Vincent Wittenberg and Wladimir Manshanden's unique appreciation for a utilitarian photo archive.

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Analysts flee Wall Street with gallows humor as research changes loom - CNBC

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Analysts flee Wall Street with gallows humor as research changes loom
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Analysts have been fleeing Wall Street after nearly a decade of cost-cutting that is likely to accelerate under a regulation called MiFID. Customers are not expected to pay what it costs to produce research in the years ahead, especially after MiFID II ...

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Humor: Guy Fieri to high-five all Davis cows, then turn them into kickin' burgers - The Aggie

The Aggie

Humor: Guy Fieri to high-five all Davis cows, then turn them into kickin' burgers
The Aggie
America's sweetheart, Guy Fieri, is on a new quest: Diners, Drive-Ins, Dives and Davis. That's right, you swaggy Aggie. The flaming bowling shirt himself is coming to this cowtown to bless our cattle. When Guy Fieri was born out of a bucket of fried ...

Humor: How to deal with the fact that the Plan B vending machine doesn't dispense snacks - The Aggie

The Aggie

Humor: How to deal with the fact that the Plan B vending machine doesn't dispense snacks
The Aggie
If you're reading this, you've probably tried to get snacks at the Plan B vending machine at the ARC, only to realize that it does not, in fact, dispense snacks. Actually, this machine only dispenses broken dreams. Deceiving? Yes. A rookie mistake ...

Director-Star NoŽl Wells's Charisma and Humor Lift ?Mr. Roosevelt? - Village Voice

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Director-Star NoŽl Wells's Charisma and Humor Lift ?Mr. Roosevelt?
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Mr. Roosevelt is the breeziest movie centered on the death of a cat you'll see all year. This comedy ? written by, directed by, and starring Saturday Night Live alum NoŽl Wells ? has many of the trappings of indie cutesyness but doesn't fully succumb ...

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Coco, the new Pixar film that's set in Mexico during Dia de los Muertos, handles the subject of death with humor, lightness, and depth. The ?Coco? in question is the oldest living relative of the film's young protagonist, Miguel (voiced by Anthony ...

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