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Cant Get There From Here


Can't Get There From Here Juneau is the capital of Alaska, but did you know that you cannot drive there from anywhere? You can fly into Juneau or you can take a ferry to Juneau, but you can't actually drive there.  There are no roads into Juneau.

Wanted: Treadmill for an Elephant


Maggie, the 22 year-old African elephant, has been a resident of the Alaska Zoo since 1983. The Zoo recently decided that Maggie needs nicer quarters, more attention, and a treadmill.

The Patience of Job


Voltaire said, "God is a comedian playing to an audience afraid to laugh."  Translated, if you're a tight ass, there's a two drink minimum to read this article.

Marines Dont Take Crap


We live in a world of widgets.  People manufacture, distribute, and sell them.

Military Wives


I feel now is the perfect time to address the conflict service-members face when balancing between what they feel are infringements upon their civil liberties cast down by their president.   I have never been one to get involved with inter-service rivalries because I have always felt we must remain, "We band of brothers" and support and defend our own constitutions against all enemies, either foreign wives or domestic.

Discover the Lighter Side of the Internet


We all know the Internet is a great tool for finding out information and sharing knowledge. But as a human sometimes sitting at a computer all day can get quite tedious, especially if it is your job 5 days a week.

The Language of Appalachia


Imagine my surprise when I went to Jamaica a few years ago and learned that I do, indeed, have an accent. You see, unlike my paternal grandmother, I don't stretch the word "cornbread" into four syllables.

Local Author Joins History and Humor To Tell His Stories


Joseph Yakel was born and raised in New York's Capital region, and calls this place home. His travels have taken him far and wide, but it's his hometown surroundings that serve as a backdrop for his writing.

Voodoo Munchies


Looking for a lighthearted and fun way to remove the negative energy of a certain disruptive person from your life, or from your mind, if the person in question has moved on? Consider the cleansing (and giggle-inspiring) effect of Voodoo Munchies. Beginning now, whenever you need to deal with this person or the dirty bathtub ring of negative vibes they left in your head, bake a cake or a cookie (depending on your eating habits and kitchen skills) and decorate it with this person's name and or likeness.

Computers According to Carol


A is for Anti-Virus: she got it from my Uncle.B is for Backup: always look in your rear view mirror first.

Psychiatric Psychiatrist - A Joke on Psychiatry


A few weeks ago I went to see a psychiatrist.We talked about how I was feeling.

How To Get Attention, or: As You Read This, You Feel an Irresistible Urge to Go On Reading!


We all want attention. As children we crave the attention of our parents.

How I Spent my Summer Vacation


One of the best parts of a vacation is the positive outlook you derive from pleasant anticipation. Another benefit is the afterglow, allowing you to feel right with the world.

Dog Poo - And You Thought You Had Problems


In Southern Germany in a town by the name of Bayreuth, the German police are in a quandary. The town's dog poo is under attack.

Funny Things We Dream


I often wonder why I wake up so happy, ready to start the day. When I was younger I'd whack the alarm clock, for the fourth time, grumble out of bed and stomp around with a major sour puss.

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Nevada journalism school to miss humor, energy of professor who succumbed to cancer (Reno Gazette-Journal)

David Morrow, a journalism professor at the University of Nevada, Reno and former editor-in-chief of TheStreet.com, was remembered Tuesday as a high-energy leader with a golden heart and contagious sense of humor. My type of humor Peter, well (New Matilda)

In reply to iDiots : My type of humor Peter, well done! Honest, straight to the point & and totally realistic. City school director needs skills, plus sense of humor (The Daily Post-Athenian)

A director of schools in Athens needs financial and curriculum skills, along with the ability to communicate. And a sense of humor comes in handy, too. Manning the biggest star by far on Media Day (AP via Yahoo! News)

Peyton Manning worked the room masterfully. He took questions from all directions, throwing in plenty of eye contact. He spoke glowingly when necessary, took a few stabs at humor and steered away from anything that might come across as controversial. Manning the biggest star by far on Media Day (AP via Yahoo! Sports)

Peyton Manning worked the room masterfully. He took questions from all directions, throwing in plenty of eye contact. He spoke glowingly when necessary, took a few stabs at humor and steered away from anything that might come across as controversial. Yes, the Indianapolis Colts quarterback handled Super Bowl media day with the same aplomb he shows at the line of scrimmage. 'Avenue Q' finds the adult humor in every child-like note. (The Salt Lake Tribune)

There's nothing new about "Avenue Q" -- the story, the score, even the setting are derivative -- but the pleasure comes in the lovely juxtaposition of a neighborhood's worth of raunchy puppets and the earnest, talented actors who deliver every song as if they've reinventing the musical genre. Local Laughs Live performers find humor in everyday life (The Red and Black)

Laughs are like snowflakes; everyone has a unique and individualized chuckle. Some are annoyingly high-pitched while others rumble through rooms as a deep and brawny bellow. Combine these different sounds in the Tate Theater on Wednesday, and the floors might soak with joyous tears. A response like that is exactly what LaGrange native Eric Slauson hopes for [...] Authors deliver humor, inspiration at Page Turner NIE benefit luncheon (The Times and Democrat)

Approximately 200 people took advantage of an otherwise dreary day to stay indoors with good books ? and a trio of authors ? at The Times and Democrat?s second annual Page Turner Book & Author Luncheon Tuesday at Cornerstone Community Church. Humor marks sports hall of fame evening (The Augusta Chronicle)

Hometown memories filled with inside jokes kept old classmates and friends in stitches Saturday. Humor is back in Anheuser-Busch Super Bowl ads (Asbury Park Press)

An asteroid is about to hit Earth? Drink some Bud Light. Your plane crashes on an island? Drink more Bud Light. Really love Bud Light? Why not build your house with cans of it . . . and then drink up? Site: humor - Google News
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Comedy: Mormon stand-ups keep their humor clean
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There's nothing like humor for Lent - Austin Herald

There's nothing like humor for Lent
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Nothing like a little Lenten season humor to get your attention. Remember only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the ...

Christie = humor, common sense - Hunterdon Review

Christie = humor, common sense
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Editorial: Racist 'humor' fails to amuse
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'Odd Couple': Timeless humor at Cider Mill
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Teaching self-respect with humor
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The Return of Roger Federer's Secret Weapon (Humor) - Bleacher Report

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The Return of Roger Federer's Secret Weapon (Humor)
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Humor: Hangovers eased by oxygen
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